Sometimes I write the words for ads. Here are a few.
This company called Nike makes shoes. Check 'em out for your next pair!
This Bar Saves Lives saves lives.
Camp Woodward is extreme, bro.
Snap into a Duke's.
Ball is life (especially if you like Mason jars).
Go BIGS or go home.
I wrote the new website for the venerable institution, P.J. Clarke's. Please enjoy.
Weed ads: Until Jeff Sessions smashes through my bedroom window.
If you ask me to write social media copy for you, prepare for mid-'90s R&B references and plenty of other nonsense.
Here lies spots for a killer beer fest at...wait for it...Killington.